Out of the Mouths of Babes.
Apparently there is something called Imagined Ugly Syndrome! Something else to add to the list of rare and unusual things that I have got. I told my daughter about it.
"Oh don't worry dad, you haven't got it."
For a few seconds I felt quite well disposed towards her, and briefly thought about ungrounding her.
Then she spoilt it.
"You've just got ugly syndrome!"