Monday, October 06, 2008

That's a Relief

After some close questioning the Munch revealed that what he had really meant to ask the Weasel was "had she got emphysema, that chesty thing that makes you wheeze and cough, and not Chlamydia." Apparently he did them both on the same day at school and got confused.
Of course she hasn't got emphysema either, its just the Munch's fertile imagination.

4 comments:

Kim Ayres said...

Emphysema - that's a Renault, isn't it?

The Birdwatcher said...

Kim - No but I once had a renault that sounded like it had emphysema.

fiwa said...

We call that "Yanking Dad's chain."

The Birdwatcher said...

Fiwa - Excellent. I can wait to say to them stop yanking dad's chain thanks for that.