"Have you tried Whiskas dried food for Seniors?" I spotted this on the side of the packet of Whiskas dried cat food when I was feeding the feline fiends this evening.
And to be purfectly honest I haven't tried them. I mean I don't eat dried cat food or any other type of cat food for that matter. I have eaten some very strange things but pet food has never featured on the list.
So do the clever creative types that design the Whiskas cat food packaging think that cats can read? Or is it a genuine attempt to lure me away from my porridge or Muesli and have me sit down to a nice bowl of dried herring or beef flavour dried shapes for my breakfast?
I suppose I could sprinkle a few of them into the bag of sweets that Mrs BW has left by the front door to give to the Trick and Treaters that no doubt will be soon beating a path to our door. I mean it couldn't hurt could it? And it would add a certain crunchy frisson to the whole tedious business.
